Biography of Ted Sheridan

I am and have always been a Conservative, and that one thing alone in today's world is enough to start a war it seems even within the borders of my own country. My dreams are very simple...I dream of getting some serious sleep when my life here is finally over and when I awaken on the other side, I won't remember my many past lives as a taxi driver in Baghdad or the one as the last protected Woodchuck in a petrified forest, or perhaps this life in which I have been a fly on the wall of President George W. Bush's oval office. Osama Bin Ladin is dead in a cave and covered with WMDs